Friday, March 27, 2009

15 minutes of fame

Ok, well more like 2 minutes on the local news. Ha ha.

http://www.abc4.com/mediacenter/local.aspx?articleID=91453


And the local newspaper...
http://www.heraldextra.com/content/view/302223/17/

And the UVU website...
http://www.uvu.edu/csh/dental/about/news.html

Also, let me clarify...
Our "extensive research" involved reading and summarizing a few articles. There's no way I can take credit for true research. I feel slightly silly, ok, a LOT silly that we got so much attention from this!

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Poll: Milk, or no milk?

I have a dilemma of sorts that needs solving. This is very important. Please participate.

Just this morning, I was doin' my thing, eating my usual bowl of oatmeal when my roommate Erin asks,
"Do you put milk on your oatmeal after it's cooked?"
"um...yes?...I think that's normal" I replied, somewhat taken aback that this was even a question.
"So you cook it, and then put milk over it? I don't think that's normal."
"Yeah, it's just like any other cereal. You don't use milk?"
I receive a wide-eyed glance and then, "No, you've seen me eat it at school... I just cook it, and then eat it."
"Hmm, well I'm pretty sure milk is normal." I continued to defend my oatmeal habits, but to no avail.
"I don't know, but I don't think that's normal. I think it's abnormal."

As you can see, we have a true dilemma here. Please help us out....

Eating your oatmeal with milk, after it's cooked is:
NORMAL or ABNORMAL

Please comment with your vote.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Banished

From this day forth, Colette Lara Hinchcliff is hereby banished from all activities considered to be entertaining, enjoyable, or social in nature. This banishment is not to be lifted until the evening of the 24th of March in the year of our Lord, 2009. Until this date, said detainee will be consigned to a hermit life of study and practice of all matters dental hygiene. On this blessed day of March 24th, detainee is to complete both segments of the written Dental Hygiene National Board Exam. Upon completion of this exam, the prisoner will be released and will be *free to live as she so pleases.

*The term "free" is used loosely in this decree as the detainee will still be under binding contract to study and practice for the written and clinical Anesthesia exam to be given on the 17th and 18th day of April, 2009. However, complete freedom will not be granted until the 2nd day of May, 2009, after the completion of the clinical dental hygiene exam.

All readers of this decree are hereby employed to be enforcers of this banishment, for the good of the prisoner and all other personages coming into close proximity.

Dire consequences are to follow for the non-compliance of this decree. Punishment will be inflicted in the form of extreme guilt, excessive worry, sorrow, grief, and uncontrollable weeping the day before and several days following the examination date. In the extreme case of complete negligence to this decree, severe punishment may include failure of examination, and therefore failure at life.